Terms of Service

Revision as of 07:02, 12 August 2009

Welcome to the introduction to our terms of service.

(scroll down a bit to see them, this intro part is irrelevant)

We hate lawyers... well, really we hate how much they charge. We also hate legal jargon, but have been told we need to have it.

We ask that you please read these terms of service carefully, as your use of DareNET, including its sites, services and network, constitutes acceptance of these terms of service. If you do not agree to the terms of service, do not use DareNET. For those of you who can't be bothered reading we have decided to summarize (in our own words). The summary below is for convenience only and has no legal or contractual effect.

DareNET is a cool network! We don't think our network or sites are broken and we do our best to keep all of our services live on the Internets, but if we get hacked, our servers blow up, Osama Bin Laden strikes or we spend our hosting money on beer, you can't hold us accountable and you can't sue us. Remember we know where you live.

You can cancel or delete your account anytime, but we may cry.

Don't break our Acceptable Use Policy (e.g. rules), duh. If you are an idiot, we can cancel your membership. If we ever visit your country you agree to provide us with food, shelter and alcohol. You retain all Ownership rights over the material you provide to DareNET, unless specifically stated otherwise.

The terms of service below contain a lot of legal jargon, some of which probably doesn't make sense. They are also subject to change if we can ever afford a Lawyer or conveniently Excalibur lands one as a Girlfriend (we have written this into Excalibur's job description, so he is working on it)

Real Terms & Conditions Start here !!

Access to and use of the services DareNET provides is subject to this set of Terms of Service (ToS). We ask that you please read this ToS carefully as your use of DareNET, and the services it provides, constitutes acceptance of this ToS. If you do not agree to the ToS, do not use DareNET, and any services provided by it.

DareNET may, in its sole discretion, modify or revise this ToS at any time by updating this web page. You are bound by any such modification or revision and should visit this page periodically to review the terms. Your continued use of the services represents you agreement to be bound by the ToS as amended.

Agreement to Acceptable Use Policy

You agree to abide by the DareNET Acceptable Use Policy (AUP), including but not limited to, agreeing not use this site for any unlawful purpose or for any purpose explicitly prohibited by this ToS or the AUP.

Agreement to Channel Registration Guidelines

If you register a channel on DareNET, or help manage a registered channel, you agree to abide by the Channel Registration Guidelines. DareNET reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to deny any channel registration, for any reason

User Communication

Services provided by DareNET may include the automated or user-triggered relay of communication from other users of the services. This communication is not monitored or moderated by DareNET, and may include discussions of illegal or offensive acts, If the discussions is illegal in your jurisdiction, or you believe it tends to incite illegal action, contact your local law enforcement agency.

Warranty Disclaimer

YOU AGREE THAT Your use of DareNET, and any services it may provide, is at your sole risk. DareNET provides these services on an "as is" and "as available" basis.

DARENET MAKES NO EXPRESS REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES WITH REGARD TO THE SERVICES, OR ANY ACTIVITIES RELATED TO THIS AGREEMENT. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE PURSUANT TO APPLICABLE LAW, without limiting the foregoing, DareNET and its respective parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, successors, assigns, staff, administrators, operators, agents, directors and officers do not represent or warrant (i) the DareNET sites and services will be uninterrupted, timely, secure or error-free, (ii) the defects in the DareNET sites and services will be corrected, (iii) the DareNET Technology or the servers that operate the DareNET sites and services are free of viruses or other harmful components, (iv) the data, results and information within the DareNET sites and services will be correct, accurate, adequate, useful, reliable or otherwise; and (v) the DareNET sites and services will meet your needs, requirements or expectations.

Indemnity

You agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless DareNET, its officers, directors, managers, staff, administrators, operators and agents, from and against any and all claims, damages, obligations, losses, liabilities, costs or debt, and expenses (including but not limited to attorney's fees) arising from: (i) your use of and access to DareNET sites and services; (ii) your violation of any term of these Terms of Service; (iii) your violation of any third party right, including without limitation any copyright, property, or privacy right; or (iv) any claim that one of your User Submissions caused damage to a third party. This defense and indemnification obligation will survive these Terms of Service and your use of the DareNET sites and services.